Old Spice Fresh Collection Body Wash

When Marco Polo traced his fateful passage to the East, he wrote in his journals, “I have seen women wearing silk kimonos riding fearsome Komodos. And I love them.” At first, it was suspected that he had ingested a psychotropic vine, but skeletal remains indicate that women did in fact ride Komodo dragons for transport. Also found in the remains was a vial of one of the freshest scents ever inhaled, which Mr. Polo wore around his neck. We bought it for an untold sum and bottled it for you. You’re welcome.

INGREDIENTS: WATER, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, SODIUM SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, FRAGRANCE, SODIUM LAUROAMPHOACETATE, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE, POLYQUATERNIUM-10, DISODIUM EDTA, METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE, METHYLISOTHIAZOLINONE, COLOURANTS .