Old Spice High Endurance Bar Soap

Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odour. There’s thermospheric odour, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odour that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odour before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High Endurance Bar Soap helps get rid of all this.