CHIVE Kitty with Bow Ornament
$14.98
Real cat mom gifts respect the household's actual power structure, and the Kitty with Bow Ornament understands exactly who is in charge. Shaped in glass by hand and finished with a painted bow, it arrives with its cap and loop included and the cat's dignity fully intact. The important thing to understand is that the bow was not the cat's idea. The cat knows this, you know this, and the cat has communicated its position through a series of slow blinks and one brief, unsuccessful removal attempt. Now the bow stays, and the cat wears it with a composure the bow has done nothing to earn but the cat brings to everything regardless. Buy this for everyone who has ever put something on a cat, been judged for it, and done it anyway. The cat is fine. The cat is always fine. TIFF gives out awards for performances like that one every September.

















