Routine Dirty Hipster Armpit Tool

Why and what is an armpit tool? And why didn't we learn about this in school? Isn't talking about armpits like, really cool? Soap is really nice for surface bacteria, but that soap alone doesn't always cut it for armpits. Bacteria and product buildup can concentrate on your little pits, so sometimes they need a bit of extra care and attention.

Routine's Dirty Hipster Armpit Tool, made of Copper, helps to remove that buildup and odour causing bacteria, whilst providing an excellent massaging motion which is super beneficial for all around health.

Your deodorant will be even more effective and you pits will be fresh and happy! Now you can for real throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don't care. But you do care. You care a lot.

Directions: With your favourite routine soap, get in there and get those pits nice and soapy. Next, grab your armpit tool. Hold the handles and gently but firmly glide the top of your armpit in a downwards motion with the upside down horseshoe shaped tool. Repeat this motion a few times. Afterwords, dress your pits with your signature routine deodorant cream.

Ingredients: One copper armpit tool.